You Don't Scare Me, I Own A Thoroughbred | Funny Horse T-Shirt & Equestrian Polo Shirt

Featuring the cheeky slogan “You don't scare me, I own a Thoroughbred”, this funny equestrian design is perfect for anyone who knows that owning a Thoroughbred gives you a very particular kind of confidence.

Because Thoroughbred owners know there is never a dull moment. Fast, athletic, sensitive, opinionated and usually full of personality, these horses have a way of keeping their humans very much on their toes. 😂

A brilliant choice for Thoroughbred owners, horse riders, equestrians, racehorse owners, ex-racehorse owners and anyone who knows exactly what it's like to live with a horse that has plenty of opinions and even more energy. Wear it at the yard, horse shows, competitions, riding lessons or simply out and about to show off your Thoroughbred pride.

Available as both a funny horse T-shirt and equestrian polo shirt, making it easy to choose your preferred style. The T-shirt is perfect for relaxed everyday wear, while the traditional polo shirt gives you a smart-casual equestrian look for the yard or showground.

Looking for a funny gift for a horse lover? This makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present or just-because gift for a Thoroughbred owner, ex-racehorse owner, horse-mad friend, rider or anyone whose horse has taught them that “interesting” is sometimes a lifestyle. 😂

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in our workshop in South Wales. We've been printing garments since 2016, creating fun, personalised and unique horse clothing for riders and horse lovers.

Because apparently owning a Thoroughbred is an excellent way to become completely unbothered by anything else. 😂🐴