You Don't Scare Me, I Own A Cob | Funny Horse T-Shirt & Equestrian Polo Shirt

Featuring the cheeky slogan “You don't scare me, I own a cob”, this funny equestrian design is perfect for anyone who knows that owning a cob gives you a very particular kind of confidence.

Because cob owners know the truth. They might look like cuddly, hairy teddy bears, but behind those feathered legs and innocent faces is a horse with opinions, attitude and absolutely no intention of making life easy. 😂

A brilliant choice for cob owners, horse riders, equestrians, pony lovers and anyone who has discovered that a cob is equal parts best friend, tank, comedian and professional troublemaker. Wear it at the yard, horse shows, competitions, riding lessons or simply out and about to proudly represent your cob-loving lifestyle.

Available as both a funny horse T-shirt and equestrian polo shirt, making it easy to choose your preferred style. The T-shirt is perfect for relaxed everyday wear, while the traditional polo shirt gives you a smart-casual equestrian look for the yard or showground.

Looking for a funny gift for a horse lover? This makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present or just-because gift for a cob owner, horse-mad friend, rider or anyone who knows that owning a cob is basically a character-building exercise. 😂

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in our workshop in South Wales. We've been printing garments since 2016, creating fun, personalised and unique horse clothing for riders and horse lovers.

Because nothing says confidence quite like owning a cob. 😂🐴