Tell a Gelding, Ask a Stallion | Funny Horse T-Shirt & Equestrian Polo Shirt

Apparently, every horse has their own level of authority. 😂🐴

Featuring the hilarious equestrian saying “Tell a gelding, ask a stallion, discuss it with a mare, pray if it’s a pony”, this funny horse design is perfect for riders who know that some equines are considerably easier to reason with than others!

Whether you're a devoted pony mum, horse owner, rider or just someone who has spent enough time around horses to know exactly how true this is, this design is guaranteed to get a few knowing laughs.

Perfect for wearing at the yard, horse shows, competitions, riding lessons, pony club or everyday life, this funny equestrian clothing makes a great way to show off your love of horses and your sense of humour.

T-Shirt & Polo Shirt Options

Available as both a funny horse T-shirt and equestrian polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt printing: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt printing: Design printed on the back

Ideal for horse riders, equestrians, pony mums, horse owners and horse lovers, this is also a brilliant funny horse gift for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day or simply because every horsey friend deserves something they can wear to the yard.

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. We've been creating fun and eye-catching horse clothing since 2016, with every garment printed in-house using high-quality printing equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Because when it comes to horses, sometimes you don't need advice... you need to know exactly who you're dealing with. 😂🐴