Plodders Show Condition | Funny Horse T-Shirt & Equestrian Polo Shirt

Not fat. Just in show condition. 😂🐴

If your horse has a slightly generous interpretation of “competition weight”, this funny equestrian design is probably going to hit a little too close to home. Featuring the slogan “I’m not fat, I’m in show condition”, it’s made for riders who know that sometimes a horse can be perfectly healthy, perfectly happy and still look like they’ve had a very good winter.

A brilliant choice for horse owners, riders, equestrians and anyone with a plodder who takes their dinner very seriously. Wear it at the yard, horse shows, competitions, riding lessons or simply out and about when you want to give everyone a little warning about your horse's current condition. 😂

Available as both a funny horse T-shirt and equestrian polo shirt, making it easy to choose your preferred style. The T-shirt is perfect for relaxed everyday wear, while the traditional polo shirt gives you a smart-casual equestrian look for the yard or showground.

Looking for a funny gift for a horse lover? This makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present or just-because gift for an equestrian friend whose horse is currently enjoying life a little too much.

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in our workshop in South Wales. We've been printing garments since 2016, creating fun, personalised and unique horse clothing for riders and horse lovers.

Because let's be honest... there's a very fine line between “well covered” and “in show condition.” 😂