My Warmblood Is A Wanker | Funny Warmblood Horse T-Shirt & Polo Shirt

If you've ever owned a Warmblood, you'll know that all that elegance and athletic ability can come with a spectacular amount of attitude. From dramatic reactions to completely unnecessary behaviour, sometimes you just have to laugh!

Featuring the brutally honest "My Warmblood Is A Wanker" slogan, this funny horse riding design is perfect for riders who love their horse dearly while regularly questioning their life choices.

Whether yours is a dressage diva, show jumping superstar, eventing athlete or simply a professional troublemaker, this design is made for Warmblood owners who know exactly what they're dealing with.

A brilliant funny Warmblood gift for horse riders, competition riders, equestrians and anyone whose horse has more attitude than sense.

Choose Your Style

Available as both a comfortable equestrian T-shirt or polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt: Design printed on the back

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. Every garment is printed in our own workshop using professional printing equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Perfect for wearing at the yard, competitions, horse shows or everyday riding, this is the sort of equestrian top guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from fellow horse owners.

We've been creating funny, eye-catching horse and pony clothing since 2016, all designed and printed under one roof in our South Wales workshop.