My Thoroughbred Is A Twat | Funny Thoroughbred Horse T-Shirt & Polo Shirt

Fast, athletic, beautiful... and an absolute twat. 😂

Thoroughbreds are known for their speed, athleticism and competitive spirit, but anyone who owns one will know that they can also have a remarkable talent for turning a perfectly normal day into complete chaos.

Featuring the brutally honest slogan "My Thoroughbred Is A Twat", this funny equestrian design is for the rider who adores their horse despite the spooks, the drama, the questionable decisions and the occasional what on earth are you doing?! moments.

From ex-racehorses discovering their new careers to competition horses with opinions of their own, this is perfect for Thoroughbred owners, ex-racehorse owners, eventers, show jumpers and horse riders who know exactly what it's like.

Choose Your Style

Available as both a comfortable equestrian t-shirt or polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt: Design printed on the back

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. Every garment is printed in our own workshop using professional equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Looking for a funny Thoroughbred gift? This cheeky horse riding top makes a brilliant present for a Thoroughbred owner, ex-racehorse lover, event rider or anyone whose horse has a personality bigger than their patience!

We've been printing garments since 2016 and love creating funny, eye-catching equestrian clothing for horse and pony lovers across the UK.