My Standardbred Is A Shit Stain | Funny Standardbred Horse T-Shirt & Polo Shirt

Fast, athletic and occasionally a complete disaster. 😂

Standardbreds are known for their speed, stamina and incredible work ethic — but every owner knows that even the most talented horse can have a spectacularly questionable moment.

Featuring the brutally funny slogan "My Standardbred Is A Shit Stain", this design is for the rider who loves their horse dearly but isn't afraid to admit that they can be an absolute nightmare sometimes!

Whether your Standardbred has a talent for getting into trouble, making questionable decisions or simply being a general nuisance, this is the perfect way to celebrate their less-than-perfect personality.

Ideal for Standardbred owners, ex-racehorse owners, horse riders, equestrians and horse lovers, this cheeky design is guaranteed to get a laugh at the yard.

Choose Your Style

Available as both a comfortable equestrian t-shirt or polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt: Design printed on the back

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. Every garment is printed in our own workshop using professional printing equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Looking for a funny Standardbred gift? It's perfect for Standardbred owners, ex-racehorse lovers, riders and anyone whose horse has a talent for testing their patience!

We've been printing garments since 2016 and love creating funny, eye-catching equestrian clothing for horse and pony lovers across the UK.