My Sports Horse Is A Shitbag | Funny Sports Horse T-Shirt & Polo Shirt

Athletic, talented, expensive... and an absolute shitbag. 😂

Sports horses are supposed to be focused, competitive and ready to perform. But if yours has a habit of spooking at invisible monsters, creating drama over absolutely nothing or saving their most questionable behaviour for competition day, you'll know exactly what this means!

Featuring the hilarious slogan "My Sports Horse Is A Shitbag", this design is perfect for riders who wouldn't change their horse for the world — despite the regular moments of why do I do this?

Whether you're into eventing, show jumping, dressage or competing, this funny equestrian design is made for the rider whose sports horse keeps them permanently on their toes.

Choose Your Style

Available as both a comfortable equestrian t-shirt or polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt: Design printed on the back

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. Every garment is printed in our own workshop using professional equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Looking for a funny sports horse gift? This is perfect for eventers, show jumpers, dressage riders, competition riders and anyone whose talented horse is also a complete liability!

We've been printing garments since 2016 and love creating funny, eye-catching equestrian clothing for riders and horse lovers across the UK.