My Shire Is A Shit | Funny Shire Horse T-Shirt & Polo Shirt

Massive horse. Massive personality. Occasionally a massive pain in the arse. 😂

Shire horses might be famous for their size, strength and gentle nature, but Shire owners know that even the biggest horses can have a mischievous streak. If yours has perfected the art of ignoring you, getting into trouble or making you question your life choices, this one's for you!

Featuring the blunt and hilarious slogan "My Shire Is A Shit", this funny horse design is perfect for owners who absolutely adore their enormous four-legged troublemaker — even when they're being a complete pain.

A brilliant choice for Shire horse owners, heavy horse lovers, horse riders and equestrians, this cheeky design is guaranteed to get a laugh at the yard or horse show.

Choose Your Style

Available as both a comfortable equestrian t-shirt or polo shirt, with a choice of colours and sizes.

T-shirt: Design printed on the front
Polo shirt: Design printed on the back

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in South Wales. Every garment is printed in our own workshop using professional equipment for a vibrant, durable finish.

Looking for a funny Shire horse gift? This makes a great present for a Shire owner, heavy horse enthusiast, horse rider or anyone who has a particularly large and particularly troublesome horse!

We've been printing garments since 2016 and love creating funny, eye-catching equestrian clothing for horse and pony lovers across the UK.