Title: Proud Owner Of A Patchy Twat | Funny Horse T-Shirt & Equestrian Polo Shirt

Because apparently owning a patchy twat is something to be proud of. 😂🐴

Featuring the brutally honest slogan “Proud Owner Of A Patchy Twat”, this funny equestrian design is made for anyone whose horse has more colours, patches and questionable markings than they know what to do with.

Perfect for horse owners, riders, equestrians and anyone with a piebald, skewbald or generally colourful horse who has absolutely no intention of blending into the background. Whether your horse is beautifully marked, slightly wonky or looks like someone attacked them with a paintbrush, this one is for you. 😂

Wear it at the yard, horse shows, competitions, riding lessons or simply out and about when you're feeling particularly proud of your four-legged patchy disaster.

Available as both a funny horse T-shirt and equestrian polo shirt, so you can choose the style that suits you. The T-shirt is ideal for everyday wear, while the traditional polo shirt gives you a smart-casual equestrian look for the yard or showground.

Looking for a funny gift for a horse lover? This makes a great birthday gift, Christmas present or just-because gift for anyone who owns a patchy horse and isn't afraid to admit it.

Our equestrian clothing is designed and printed in the UK by our small team in our workshop in South Wales. We've been printing garments since 2016, creating fun, personalised and unique horse clothing for riders and horse lovers.

Because when your horse is patchy, slightly ridiculous and absolutely fabulous... you might as well be proud of the twat. 😂