Roses Are Red… Horse Owners Know the Truth 🐴💸
If you know, you know.
This funny novelty mug features the painfully accurate quote:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, my horse eats my money and turns it into poo.”
Perfect for horse owners who understand exactly where their money goes, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile with every sip.
Details:
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11oz ceramic mug
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Dishwasher resistant (up to 800 cycles at 45°C)
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Microwave safe
Ideal for:
- Horse owners (obviously)
- Yard friends
- Colleagues who won’t stop talking about their horse
- Birthdays, Christmas, or Secret Santa
Or just keep it for yourself… because let’s be honest, you’ve earned it.
Whether it’s early mornings, muddy boots, or unexpected vet bills, this mug sums up horse ownership perfectly.
Because no matter how much they cost… we wouldn’t have it any other way.
