{"product_id":"funny-horse-mug-roses-are-red-my-horses-eat-my-money-equestrian-gift-coffee-cup","title":"Funny Horse Mug – “Roses Are Red… My Horses Eat My Money” | Equestrian Gift Coffee Cup","description":"\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-6\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:fa584e76-40dd-478e-a278-f2ee009bd53e-2\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"bd727c0b-dd1e-4eb9-9435-1c35786b09bb\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"249\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"300\" data-start=\"249\"\u003eRoses Are Red… Horse Owners Know the Truth 🐴💸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"326\" data-start=\"302\"\u003eIf you know, you \u003cem data-end=\"325\" data-start=\"319\"\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"473\" data-start=\"328\"\u003eThis funny novelty mug features the painfully accurate quote:\u003cbr data-end=\"392\" data-start=\"389\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"473\" data-start=\"392\"\u003e“Roses are red, violets are blue, my horse eats my money and turns it into poo.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"475\"\u003ePerfect for horse owners who understand exactly where their money goes, this mug is guaranteed to raise a smile with every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"286\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; 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